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[rowanberries]

Ooookay, so I know I suck at memes.

But this one looks fun! And it only requires a snippet, so maybe I can do it!

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. (For whatever reason.) In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

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[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

I mean, he already has anger-management issues. Add mood-swings to that? OW.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

But you say it like there are other pregnant men OH GOD hahahahaha. HELP.

And yeah, really. Torchwood!Jack needs a psychiatrist. Possibly Dr. Rivers from Regeneration canon. JACK! PUNCHING OWEN WILL NOT MAKE THE MORNING SICKNESS DIMINISH.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

BUT IT WILL BRING MOMENTARY HAPPINESS!

Also, punching Owen is always hilarious.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

TO EVERYONE WATCHING.

Oh, man, someone should quite clearly make a vid of Owen being punched a lot to the tune of Happy Days Are Here Again.