Amy

See this? This is my furious face.

THAT WAS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

What the fuck. Just... what. Actors have been chosen for visual appearance of 'tousled enough to pass for the time period' or 'soap/porn star.'

The only other woman with a decent speaking part apart from Marion had the most obvious makeup I have EVER seen, and blatantly modern hair. They all did, apart from Marion. What is wrong with hair extensions? Or hiring an actress with naturally long hair? If you can't afford extensions, try the novel concept of PUTTING THEIR HAIR UP. ALL the actors are unconvincing, saying each line as though it is a catch phrase, and one they are halfhearted about at best. The actors playing Guy of Gisbourne and the Sherriff seem to have been chosen because the former looks vaguely like Alan Rickman and the latter sounds like him. The action sequences are frequent and boring as hell, not to mention nonsensical - what sort of plan is 'we'll give them something to shoot at' then riding out unshielded? More to the point, why is the random redheaded sidekick pointing out a line of archers directly in front of the Heroes, and going 'archers, master!' as if we can't fucking see them?

And no, directors, copious amounts of slow-mo and random zooming in does not make anything more interesting. We know Marion pitched in, and it's blatantly obvious Robin does too, you don't need to zoom in on a visual clue. Idiots.

Hate. Hate hate. Take it away, it's shit.

Poor effort all round, guys.

In conclusion? Failed effort. Bring back Marion and her Merry Men, plz?