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May. 1st, 2007 05:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rowanberriesOoookay, so I know I suck at memes.
But this one looks fun! And it only requires a snippet, so maybe I can do it!
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. (For whatever reason.) In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
But this one looks fun! And it only requires a snippet, so maybe I can do it!
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. (For whatever reason.) In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
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Date: 2007-05-01 05:28 pm (UTC)2. Havelock as a Sissy.
3. I don't know, I can't think anymore because 2. broke my brain.
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Date: 2007-05-01 06:20 pm (UTC)Ummm. Hmm! Will get back to you.
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Date: 2007-05-01 07:36 pm (UTC)*shameface*
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Date: 2007-05-12 11:53 pm (UTC)"Oh, god."
"No, although I'm sure whatever deity is your choice is very tasty, Ianto. No. Those candy cigarettes that twelve year olds put in their mouths and pretend to smoke. I have no idea. They were disgusting, like sugared plastic, but I just have to have one."
"Sir, I think I would prefer it if you smoken an actual cigarette than eat something that awful. Do you know what's in those?"
"No."
"And neither do I, and that's why you should be very afraid. Now sit still, and I'll bring you some more of that herb tea that Owen suggested. Maybe it will help the cravings."
"I hate Owen. Where is he, I want to shoot him!"
"You told him to take a week off, so you didn't accidentally shoot him."
"Believe me, this won't be accidental."
"Yes, of course Sir."
"Don't humor me."
"Yes, Sir."
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-13 12:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-13 12:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-13 12:17 am (UTC)I mean, avoiding alcohol out of choice is one thing. Not being able to have any ever?
Hooboy.
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-13 12:29 am (UTC)Poor boy. Mind you, he does seem to have had practise. >_>
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-13 12:45 am (UTC)Oh, RTD. You strange, predictable, but genius man.
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:43 am (UTC)HELP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HELP
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:46 am (UTC)I mean, he already has anger-management issues. Add mood-swings to that? OW.
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:48 am (UTC)And yeah, really. Torchwood!Jack needs a psychiatrist. Possibly Dr. Rivers from Regeneration canon. JACK! PUNCHING OWEN WILL NOT MAKE THE MORNING SICKNESS DIMINISH.
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:51 am (UTC)Also, punching Owen is always hilarious.
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:54 am (UTC)Oh, man, someone should quite clearly make a vid of Owen being punched a lot to the tune of Happy Days Are Here Again.
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-13 12:47 am (UTC)Mostly because I don't, myself.
And Jack doesn't.
Because Owen's been banished from the base so Jack doesn't kill him. :D!
Man, that'll be a fun birth.
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:50 am (UTC)I have decided it's the Doctor's. It's the only explanation. Time Lord babies have a really LONG dormant period before the gestation begins in earnest OH GOD I'M STILL LAUGHING.
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:52 am (UTC)AND THAT IS WHAT THE FACE OF BOE MEANT.
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-13 01:00 am (UTC)HAY DOCTOR, SURPRISES! :D!
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Date: 2007-05-13 09:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-13 12:56 am (UTC)(Could it be anyone else's baby? Really, Derek.)
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Date: 2007-05-13 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-05-13 09:34 am (UTC)no subject
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