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[rowanberries]

Meme, ganked from various people:

Give me a pup, and I'll tell you:

01.) Full name?
02.) Best friend?
03.) Sexuality?
04.) Favorite color?
05.) Relationship status?
06.) Ideal mate?
07.) Turn-ons?
08.) Last sexual experience?
09.) Favorite food?
10.) Crushes?
11.) Favorite music?
12.) Biggest fear?
13.) Biggest fantasy?
14.) Quirks in bed?
15.) Bad habits?
16.) Biggest regret?
17.) Best kept secrets?
18.) Last thought?
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience?
20.) Biggest insecurity?

I am still working on the other one! I blame... most everyone, really, for that. Especially Sooz. :P

Comments

[areyoumymemmy.livejournal.com]

Vetinari! Of course!

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Heee! I shall take that to mean the younger one, although if you want the Patrician, I will valiantly attempt that too. :S

01.) Full name? Havelock Vetinari. No canonical middle name, so far as I know.
02.) Best friend? Er. Well, he's not really a friend type, although I think he counts a few Milliwaysians. Might have to say Puck, just by mass of interaction.
03.) Sexuality? Asexual. No, really, I looked it up! He can enjoy sex, and does, but if Puck hadn't been interested, it would never have occurred to him, and he wouldn't miss it. It's all intellectual, with him - it just happens to be a large part of Puck's attitude, and he's interesting.
04.) Favorite color? Dark green. So much better for camoflage.
05.) Relationship status? Taken. Definitely.
06.) Ideal mate? Oh, yikes. Some being of pure intellectual genius, who also manages not to be dull. Possibly. He seems pretty happy with the flighty fairy, however, so what do I know?
07.) Turn-ons? Clever banter, and the occasional battle against evil. It's not boring, see.
08.) Last sexual experience? *Looks at watch* Whenever the children were asleep/elsewhere?
09.) Favorite food? Something dull and healthy. He is pretty enamored of stir-fries, though. They're interesting!
10.) Crushes? Machiavelli. Um. None?
11.) Favorite music? That which is never played, and thus remains pure.
12.) Biggest fear? Not being in control
13.) Biggest fantasy? Power. Oh, dear.
14.) Quirks in bed? Er. Never actually thought about it. Probably uncharacteristically submissive on occasion. He's so controlling everywhere else that it seems likely.
15.) Bad habits? Being unintentionally creepy. All the time.
16.) Biggest regret? That he can never reconcile his life in Milliways with Ankh-Morpork.
17.) Best kept secrets? Freaking all of them!
18.) Last thought? ...Eh? My last thought, or theirs?
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience? *snickers* Knowing Ankh-Morpork, his few were probably just fine. Oh oh wait! That time that Puck gave him a magical STD. That was hilarious. I mean terrible!
20.) Biggest insecurity? That he might fail to do what's best for his city.

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

Puck's biggest fantasy is now setting Machiavelli on fire.

D:

*headdesk*

ALSO. Puck and Havelock should have like a, an adventure or something. I AM ON SPRING BREAK SOON I FEEL SO BAD I AM NEVER AROUND.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Haaaaaa.

YES YES YES THEY SHOULD TAKE A BREAK and go kill things! Some lucky person can babysit! You know Duo would love to be a Daddy for a weekend!

[jothra]

Amy, I love you. And this. And I also want to see Puck set Machiavelli on fire.

[wakeupnew]

I agree with this comment!!!