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[rowanberries]

Meme, ganked from various people:

Give me a pup, and I'll tell you:

01.) Full name?
02.) Best friend?
03.) Sexuality?
04.) Favorite color?
05.) Relationship status?
06.) Ideal mate?
07.) Turn-ons?
08.) Last sexual experience?
09.) Favorite food?
10.) Crushes?
11.) Favorite music?
12.) Biggest fear?
13.) Biggest fantasy?
14.) Quirks in bed?
15.) Bad habits?
16.) Biggest regret?
17.) Best kept secrets?
18.) Last thought?
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience?
20.) Biggest insecurity?

I am still working on the other one! I blame... most everyone, really, for that. Especially Sooz. :P

Comments

[areyoumymemmy.livejournal.com]

Vetinari! Of course!

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Heee! I shall take that to mean the younger one, although if you want the Patrician, I will valiantly attempt that too. :S

01.) Full name? Havelock Vetinari. No canonical middle name, so far as I know.
02.) Best friend? Er. Well, he's not really a friend type, although I think he counts a few Milliwaysians. Might have to say Puck, just by mass of interaction.
03.) Sexuality? Asexual. No, really, I looked it up! He can enjoy sex, and does, but if Puck hadn't been interested, it would never have occurred to him, and he wouldn't miss it. It's all intellectual, with him - it just happens to be a large part of Puck's attitude, and he's interesting.
04.) Favorite color? Dark green. So much better for camoflage.
05.) Relationship status? Taken. Definitely.
06.) Ideal mate? Oh, yikes. Some being of pure intellectual genius, who also manages not to be dull. Possibly. He seems pretty happy with the flighty fairy, however, so what do I know?
07.) Turn-ons? Clever banter, and the occasional battle against evil. It's not boring, see.
08.) Last sexual experience? *Looks at watch* Whenever the children were asleep/elsewhere?
09.) Favorite food? Something dull and healthy. He is pretty enamored of stir-fries, though. They're interesting!
10.) Crushes? Machiavelli. Um. None?
11.) Favorite music? That which is never played, and thus remains pure.
12.) Biggest fear? Not being in control
13.) Biggest fantasy? Power. Oh, dear.
14.) Quirks in bed? Er. Never actually thought about it. Probably uncharacteristically submissive on occasion. He's so controlling everywhere else that it seems likely.
15.) Bad habits? Being unintentionally creepy. All the time.
16.) Biggest regret? That he can never reconcile his life in Milliways with Ankh-Morpork.
17.) Best kept secrets? Freaking all of them!
18.) Last thought? ...Eh? My last thought, or theirs?
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience? *snickers* Knowing Ankh-Morpork, his few were probably just fine. Oh oh wait! That time that Puck gave him a magical STD. That was hilarious. I mean terrible!
20.) Biggest insecurity? That he might fail to do what's best for his city.

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

Puck's biggest fantasy is now setting Machiavelli on fire.

D:

*headdesk*

ALSO. Puck and Havelock should have like a, an adventure or something. I AM ON SPRING BREAK SOON I FEEL SO BAD I AM NEVER AROUND.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Haaaaaa.

YES YES YES THEY SHOULD TAKE A BREAK and go kill things! Some lucky person can babysit! You know Duo would love to be a Daddy for a weekend!

[jothra]

Amy, I love you. And this. And I also want to see Puck set Machiavelli on fire.

[wakeupnew]

I agree with this comment!!!

[bethan-b-bad.livejournal.com]

O hai an Amy. :D

Jack Harkness, please!

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

01.) Full name? Classified. It might as well be Captain Jack Harkness, apart from the fact that it isn't.
02.) Best friend? Hmmmm. Difficult. He's another one that fails at friendship, slightly. Will reevaluate once I get back in bar.
03.) Sexuality? Yes.
04.) Favorite color? Blue.
05.) Relationship status? Semi-monogamous with Ianto Jones, but not nearly that official.
06.) Ideal mate? Someone with really really good stamina.
07.) Turn-ons? Uh. Everything? Particularly mundane situations turned kinky, I think.
08.) Last sexual experience? Last time Ianto 'worked late'?
09.) Favorite food? That he can get in Cardiff? Pizza. Otherwise, something exotic from the far end of the galaxy with psychotropic effects.
10.) Crushes? Detective Swanson in full Official Disapproval mode. Rowr.
11.) Favorite music? 40s swing, at the moment.
12.) Biggest fear? Failing everyone so they die and he's left all alone with the guilt and loneliness.
13.) Biggest fantasy? The Return of the Doctor.
14.) Quirks in bed? Being exhaustingly inventive?
15.) Bad habits? Talking with his mouth full. I leave it to you to decide of what.
16.) Biggest regret? Not being there to protect Rose when she died. (Or SO HE THINKS.)
17.) Best kept secrets? Oh, many. I think his real name is a pretty damn good one, though.
18.) Last thought? How very much he is going to kill Suzie dead, and then cry.
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience? He'd say John Hart. Probably that one time that someone had sex with him and then immediately decided they preferred women. He never quite got over the shame.
20.) Biggest insecurity? That people are better off without him.

[bethan-b-bad.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jack. Has Ianto finally turned him monogamous(ish), then? Sam's brain will be broken.

Sam: ....Stamina, you say? *grins at him*

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Well, it's hard to tell, because there's really no one else at the moment. Despite what he may seem like, I don't think he goes around Cardiff picking up five people a night. Might you, he may play it up just to make Sam flail.

Jack: Vital for a healthy relationship!

[bethan-b-bad.livejournal.com]

*giggles* That would be hilarious and he should totally do it until Sam's D:-face gets too much, anyway.

God, I can't wait to have him back in the bar.

Sam: *straight-faced* Very important. And the thing about stamina is that it's so easily lost. I hope you've been practicing very hard in your absence.

[jothra]

03.) Sexuality? Yes.

*snort* I should have stolen that for Coyote.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

*Cackles* It was a lot simpler than going into bi/omni/sexysexuality, or whatever the hell Jack's supposed to be.

[kissmemalfoy.livejournal.com]

I thought you meant me Sooz. Gosh, endless confusion!

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Heee! No, the Sooz who ordered me to recite a tongue-twister in an audio file for the last meme I did. Cruelty!