Torchwood: Something Borrowed
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rowanberries...You know, I never thought I'd say this, but awwww, Gwen
You're still a moron, if this isn't alien-hormone related. Weddings are not that difficult to postpone, especially when you can guilt your boss into covering some of the costs. (Come on. Of course she could. She is QUEEN of guilt, except her own.) But awww.
Eeee, Owen and Tosh friend!schmoop. Best kind - romance on this show gets fucked up. Friendships, however, are adorable.
LOL PARENTAL HORROR. Heeee, and bitchy inlaws. Okay, I can live with this episode, so far. Just get with the Jack/Ianto programme again and I can be even more forgiving. Aww. I may have major Gwen issues, but Eve Myles is terribly cute.
Aww, Jack. See, you can be sincere! Now, remove the 'moron' part of the equation, and you're mostly back on form.
GO TOSH.
IIII spy shapeshifter?
BITCH! Gwen? - 100 points! NEVER SAY 'It'll happen for you one day,' to the single girl. Even bitchier 'there's always Owen.' Oh, right. Your ex-shag, also known as ZOMBIE WITH NO SENSE OF TOUCH? *Foams at mouth*
Heeeee Jack and Ianto flirting. Oh, show, you take with one hand and give with the other. I am so your bitch. Goddammit. ...Yeah, thanks for that, Jack. Nice and specific.
I say again: Go Tosh! *flails* You beat the smarmadon against the wall! That's so awesome! *Dances*
Heeee. Ianto is a well-brought up boy. Even if it means being nice to Owen.
Dude, Gwen-Mum. Never say 'we'll always be there' - you're doomed, now! The plinky-piano background confirms it. That is a nice dress, though. Ianto has good taste!
LOL TORCHWOOD.
Oh, that's what they do best. Running backwards and forwards and looking like total twats.
O hai thar shapeshifter!Jack. You can tell, because he never looks that suave in real life. It's the glint of evil behind the eyes. HEEEEEE! Man, JB looks awesome with the prosthetics. Awesome. Kick him one, Rhys!
...Oh, Owen. :(
Bloody hell, how do you kill these things? The other one died after being shot. This one's been shot, what? Five, six thousand times and still running about?
*Cracks the fuck up* Oh, Jack. You and the size of your guns.
Lol Rhys! Oh, okay. This is kind of awesome on many levels. But stop aiming for Gwen, Rhys, use it to kill the critter.
YES, THANK YOU. Giving the bride away, symbolic gesture of transferring care of a loved one to another. ABOUT TIME.
Goddammit. You're just trying to hurt me, now.
...*snicker* But... Jack. Really, appreciate Ianto more. He is so many kinds of awesome, and I think you need each other. If you lost him through being a twunt, you will regret it. I play you. I can make you suffer. *Serene*
*Flails* IANTO. Jack, notice him and dance with him RIGHT THE HELL NOW. Hmmm. Don't think I'm not watching you, Harkness.
But dear god is that sweet. They look so comfortable and fitting, and! Oh, Jesus, I'm such a shipper. *Facepalm*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JACK YOU KNOW I STILL LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3!!! Retconning an entire wedding party. That's my boy. Heee wedding fairy.
...Oh. Oh, Jack.
Ooooo! Circusy! Looks like fun.
Okay. I can live with that. Torchwood? You play me like pinball, baby.
You're still a moron, if this isn't alien-hormone related. Weddings are not that difficult to postpone, especially when you can guilt your boss into covering some of the costs. (Come on. Of course she could. She is QUEEN of guilt, except her own.) But awww.
Eeee, Owen and Tosh friend!schmoop. Best kind - romance on this show gets fucked up. Friendships, however, are adorable.
LOL PARENTAL HORROR. Heeee, and bitchy inlaws. Okay, I can live with this episode, so far. Just get with the Jack/Ianto programme again and I can be even more forgiving. Aww. I may have major Gwen issues, but Eve Myles is terribly cute.
Aww, Jack. See, you can be sincere! Now, remove the 'moron' part of the equation, and you're mostly back on form.
GO TOSH.
IIII spy shapeshifter?
BITCH! Gwen? - 100 points! NEVER SAY 'It'll happen for you one day,' to the single girl. Even bitchier 'there's always Owen.' Oh, right. Your ex-shag, also known as ZOMBIE WITH NO SENSE OF TOUCH? *Foams at mouth*
Heeeee Jack and Ianto flirting. Oh, show, you take with one hand and give with the other. I am so your bitch. Goddammit. ...Yeah, thanks for that, Jack. Nice and specific.
I say again: Go Tosh! *flails* You beat the smarmadon against the wall! That's so awesome! *Dances*
Heeee. Ianto is a well-brought up boy. Even if it means being nice to Owen.
Dude, Gwen-Mum. Never say 'we'll always be there' - you're doomed, now! The plinky-piano background confirms it. That is a nice dress, though. Ianto has good taste!
LOL TORCHWOOD.
Oh, that's what they do best. Running backwards and forwards and looking like total twats.
O hai thar shapeshifter!Jack. You can tell, because he never looks that suave in real life. It's the glint of evil behind the eyes. HEEEEEE! Man, JB looks awesome with the prosthetics. Awesome. Kick him one, Rhys!
...Oh, Owen. :(
Bloody hell, how do you kill these things? The other one died after being shot. This one's been shot, what? Five, six thousand times and still running about?
*Cracks the fuck up* Oh, Jack. You and the size of your guns.
Lol Rhys! Oh, okay. This is kind of awesome on many levels. But stop aiming for Gwen, Rhys, use it to kill the critter.
YES, THANK YOU. Giving the bride away, symbolic gesture of transferring care of a loved one to another. ABOUT TIME.
Goddammit. You're just trying to hurt me, now.
...*snicker* But... Jack. Really, appreciate Ianto more. He is so many kinds of awesome, and I think you need each other. If you lost him through being a twunt, you will regret it. I play you. I can make you suffer. *Serene*
*Flails* IANTO. Jack, notice him and dance with him RIGHT THE HELL NOW. Hmmm. Don't think I'm not watching you, Harkness.
But dear god is that sweet. They look so comfortable and fitting, and! Oh, Jesus, I'm such a shipper. *Facepalm*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JACK YOU KNOW I STILL LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3!!! Retconning an entire wedding party. That's my boy. Heee wedding fairy.
...Oh. Oh, Jack.
Ooooo! Circusy! Looks like fun.
Okay. I can live with that. Torchwood? You play me like pinball, baby.
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Date: 2008-03-07 12:17 am (UTC)Having essentially been Gwen, in a lot of ways, personality-wise, up to most of the wedding stuff minus the aliens and bitchy mothers... I sympathize with that.
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Date: 2008-03-07 12:37 am (UTC)Finally someone says what I've been thinking since Torchwood started. Especially 'cos Welsh accents make me go weak at the knees.
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Date: 2008-03-07 01:10 am (UTC)And Tosh isn't the sex-on-a-stick that she was in the first series for no appareant reason either. Ah well, we had Martha, and there's still Jack.
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Date: 2008-03-07 05:17 pm (UTC)