Meme what I stoled from djcati

[rowanberries]

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I’m familiar with, and I’ll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Oh baby. I'm all about the out-of-context dialogue.

Fandoms? Ummm. I think most of you know them, really. And yes, 'Milliways' counts. Ask away! If I get really stuck, I'll just say. :D

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[rionaleonhart]

I've just remembered that you were in my dream last night! You had fallen in love with a twenty-five-year-old married woman. She had a five-year-old daughter.

...yeah. I don't know.

I would quite like to see Captain Jack Harkness having a conversation with Marwood, please?

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Woe, I don't know Marwood's canon!

Any other picks?

[rionaleonhart]

You've never seen Withnail and I? Alas! (Of course, you might just not know who Marwood is despite having seen it, which is perfectly possible.) In that case, I'm going to ask for Captain Jack Harkness and the young Albus Dumbledore, please.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Not yet! It's on my to-do list, I swear. >_>

Muahahaha.


"You have a wonderful tenor," Albus remarked admiringly, one evening.

"It's been said," replied Jack brightly. "This bathroom just has such amazing acoustics, I couldn't resist. I swear it's better than certain Royal Opera Houses I could mention."

"Some very cunning soundproofing and aural reflection spells, I believe."

"Mmm. You really have to tell me more about this magic stuff, you know."

"Oh, I will. But it's still your turn, you know."

"Oh! Right, sorry," said Jack, and resumed the third verse of A Wizard's Staff has a Knob on the End, beaming as the tiled walls reverberate back the harmony line.

[rionaleonhart]

...I can see this happening so well that it is really quite worrying. Hee!

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

HEROOOOOOES. AVATAAAAAR. TORCHWAAAAANK.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Sylar/Zuko, bitch.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

I know you too well to hope that / is mistaken.

Okay.


"So we are agreed?"

"Yes. So long as you only kill him in the Avatar state! With that proviso, he's all yours."

"A fine gift, Prince Zuko. Even with the... other caveat."

"Think of it as a way to secure my father's blessing for our partnership."

"You can't do this! He is the world's only chance for peace!"

"I disagree. With his highness' honour restored, and I with the power I will claim, he and I will bring balance to the world. Our way."

"It's an evolutionary imperative."

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

~BWAHAHAHAHA OTHER CAVEAT.

Mmmm, evolutionary imperatives. With Sylar's mummy issues and Zuko's daddy issues we could keep psychiatrists in the money for years to come!

[ashen_key]

Jack and hacker!Medusa! (who has black curls amongst her snakes. It'll make sense via M'ways in a couple of months)

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

*Giggles* Alas, I had to make a wild swinging guess for characterisation here, but I did my best! Clearly, we have to thread some time and make up the lack. >_>



"...I cannot believe you did that."

"I can't believe you turned me into stone!"

"But you survived! I am sorry I looked at you - Sam said you were immortal, I assumed where I should not have done."

"...Sorry you looked at me? Oh, now, that hurts worse than the petrification."

"You know what I meant. You also know, I think, that you are very good looking for a human."

"Ow. My ego may never recover from this."

[ashen_key]

*GIGGLEFITS*

And you got her right! She's an odd mix of formal and informal, but tends to err on the side of formal, and you got her!

And, yes. Oh, yes, we have to thread. Sam even mentioned Jack to her! So, he needs to get his oh-so-good-looking arse back in Bar, and thus they can thread!