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[rowanberries]

Ooookay, so I know I suck at memes.

But this one looks fun! And it only requires a snippet, so maybe I can do it!

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. (For whatever reason.) In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

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[misslucyjane]

*gigglesnort*

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Jack would make a great Mommy, but he's the crochetiest pregnant man ever.

[misslucyjane]

He'd punch out the first person to say he was glowing, wouldn't he? Poor Jack.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

He would.

I mean, avoiding alcohol out of choice is one thing. Not being able to have any ever?

Hooboy.

[misslucyjane]

Not forever, only for nine months. (And red wine is supposed to be okay, for the antioxidents.)

[lovethisplanet.livejournal.com]

Oh, that'd seem like forever the first time he really felt like it.

Poor boy. Mind you, he does seem to have had practise. >_>

[misslucyjane]

Torchwood: where every fanfic cliche comes true!

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

It does!

Oh, RTD. You strange, predictable, but genius man.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

he's the crochetiest pregnant man ever.

HELP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HELP

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

I mean, he already has anger-management issues. Add mood-swings to that? OW.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

But you say it like there are other pregnant men OH GOD hahahahaha. HELP.

And yeah, really. Torchwood!Jack needs a psychiatrist. Possibly Dr. Rivers from Regeneration canon. JACK! PUNCHING OWEN WILL NOT MAKE THE MORNING SICKNESS DIMINISH.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

BUT IT WILL BRING MOMENTARY HAPPINESS!

Also, punching Owen is always hilarious.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

TO EVERYONE WATCHING.

Oh, man, someone should quite clearly make a vid of Owen being punched a lot to the tune of Happy Days Are Here Again.