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Any muse, any fandom you know I've ever even touched, any pairing no matter how odd. Claim it in a tag and I write it for you. I will do my damndest not to be flaky - so some of these may be short, but they will be written!

Oh, muse list:

Havelock Vetinari, Harth Fray, Captain Jack Harkness, Shelley Winters, Sabriel, the Opera Ghost, Zuko, an OC or two... take your pick!

1. Naughty
2. Happy
3. Nervous
4. Angsty
5. Baking
6. Horny
7. Parental
8. Excited
9. Book-Reading
10. Jealous
11. Kidnapped
12. Caring
13. On-Their-Knees
14. Obedient
15. Popping-Their-Cherry
16. Naive
17. Shocked
18. Greedy
19. Drunk
20. Exploring
21. Naked
22. Serious
23. Eating-Their-Lunch
24. Exhausted
25. Swimming-In-The-Buff
26. Well-shagged
27. Kickass
28. Busy