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[rowanberries]

Ask a character a question, any question, and they HAVE to answer completely honestly. Have to. It's the meme rule. Even if they'd normally lie, they suddenly have been hit with a truth serum of some kind and must tell the truth. Bwaha.

And that goes for:

Captain Jack Harkness
Havelock Vetinari
Harth Fray
Shelley Winters
Sabriel

Aaaand any of the old ones that you can recall!

Comments

[innerbrat]

Harth - ever think about moving on?

(Zuko - so what's it like, having the twins around?)

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

"What? You- what- Fine. Yes." *Pause* "But not until you die."

("Really very strange. Uncomfortable. But... kind of good to see them growing up okay.)

[jothra]

Havelock, do you really enjoy being an assassin?

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Other than the satisfaction of doing something you are good at?

No. It's a means to an end.

[areyoumymemmy.livejournal.com]

Can I be your fake sister/wife/child (depending on your age vs. mine at the time) in Ankh Morpork sometimes? It would baffle your enemies and be totally fun for me!


Also, how soon is too soon to give a kid tequila?

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

I am not sure anyone would believe that we are siblings. Given a suitably plausible cover, however, I would be honoured.

Unlimited - As soon as they are old enough to recognise the possible consequences. Usually around eight. Small doses do little enough harm at any age, I think.

(*Facepalm*)

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE OUR CHARACTERS ALLOWED TO RAISE CHILDREN.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE OF THE LULZ.

[mistressmaryquitecontrary]

"Why do you speak to me?"

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

'Cause you're hilarious.

*Shifty look*

Not everything's dark and sinister and-

Oh okay, also because I need sibling replacements because I have issues.

Also you're growing up kinda cute. I did mention the issues, right?

[skygiants]

*dies* HOW SWEET! Um.

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

My darling, do you ever resent that the children have come into our lives and seem quite likely to remain there? Or me, for bringing them in to begin with?

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

I cannot resent that which makes life interesting and educational.

That goes for both your questions.

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

I am most gratified to hear it. And--

You shall let me know if you ever fall out of love with me? I've the horrible notion it may be a year or ten before I realized it.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

I will send you a memo if so.

[genarti]

Best romantic discussion ever. *dying*

[leeshajoy.livejournal.com]

Jack: Have you ever turned down a shag and regretted it later?

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Yes. Far too many times. *Regretful sigh*

Not exactly often. Still!