(no subject)

[rowanberries]

Ooookay, so I know I suck at memes.

But this one looks fun! And it only requires a snippet, so maybe I can do it!

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. (For whatever reason.) In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Comments

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

... does this mean he's pulled the gun out of his butt to make room for the ickle foetus?

I have decided it's the Doctor's. It's the only explanation. Time Lord babies have a really LONG dormant period before the gestation begins in earnest OH GOD I'M STILL LAUGHING.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Heee hee hee hee.

AND THAT IS WHAT THE FACE OF BOE MEANT.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY. The Face of Boe was all, "Hey, Doctor, you somebody's babydaddy" and the Doctor was all "nuh-uh, I totally used protection except for this one time with Jack under the hub of the TARDIS because he was doing that thing with his tongue and I didn't have the patience and hey he may be full of diseases but I'm immune to them so ... OH NO."

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Ooops!

HAY DOCTOR, SURPRISES! :D!

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Also the Doctor being all HAY UM NAPPIES DO NOT WANT. And then changing them anyway.