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rowanberriesWell, not so sure about the very first sequence, bit the rest led in to the titles very nicely.
OOOO, OWEN, YOU BITCH!
D'awww, Tosh. Poor Tosh.
Yes, they are both cunts BUT NOW I HAVE A THEORY!!!!
Okay. Each episode is told from a certain character's point of view, therefore, the other characters lines and actions are shown how they would see them. That explains the incredible variation in characterisation every week! Or would, if each episode was clearly from one characters persepective! But the other option is, the wr*iters just suck! yay!
Yep, I hate Owen again. ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG YOU FUCKWIT, HOW MUCH WORK DID SHE DO THAT YOU UNDID WITH YOUR 12-YEAR OLD FOREPLAY?
Man, femmeslash a go-go. And yay for Tosh being professional!
Awww, she's totally dorking out! That's adorable! This is perfesct, Gwen and Owen fuck their brains out offscreen, and we get to see Toshiko be cute! I like this formula! But seriously, I want to see Jack give her some gun-training. Can you imagine the flailing?
*Cracks up* Yes, that kind of flailing. Aww. That blonde girl is definitely evil, but they would be really cute together. *pets her bob*
*Giggle* Okay, this is funny. Also been done, many times, but funny.
Man, I like Blondie's outfit. But then, I have a thing for black and plum together, so that isn't surprising.
Oh, Tosh. You poor girl... I mean, I'm sure you had fun, but that situation...Oh Tosh! You can do better! Ianto! Jack! Ianto and Jack!
That... is direct from Buffy Have an original thought for once in your life, RTD.
Way to play to the paraloia, Blondie. So obvious.
Oh, that coffee cup is so very empty. Props!
Wow. I like Gwen so much more when she's not MAIN CHARACTER OMG PAY ATTENTION TO GWEN, SEE TORCHWOOD THROUGH HER EYES!!!11!! But I miss Jack. More Jack, dammit!
Jack. That's creepy. Fuck you, writers, stop making me eat my words! But you are also right. *Pleased* See, my boy isn't stupid! He doesn't really ignore weirdness among the employees!
Ohoho. Okay, writers, I'm liking this, but I want an explanation. I kinda need one. Apart from 'Jack's speschul.'
Jack, you utter, utter dork. And that's a terrible Texan accent, stop it.
Oh, Jack. You're so, so cold. And I still have you in my head, and it hurts. You were right, though.
Fuck off, Owen and Gwen.
Oh, see now, Gwen, that's nice! Owen needs a kick in the bollocks, but you're nice! Yay!
WAAAAAAH. No dead Jack we do not have that thought! Smile again, Jack. Fuck, I'm pathetic. Oh, that's cute. More Jack and Toshiko! They're sweet!
DUDE.
OMG.
SUZIE.
DUDE.
:D!!!!!!!
OOOO, OWEN, YOU BITCH!
D'awww, Tosh. Poor Tosh.
Yes, they are both cunts BUT NOW I HAVE A THEORY!!!!
Okay. Each episode is told from a certain character's point of view, therefore, the other characters lines and actions are shown how they would see them. That explains the incredible variation in characterisation every week! Or would, if each episode was clearly from one characters persepective! But the other option is, the wr*iters just suck! yay!
Yep, I hate Owen again. ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG YOU FUCKWIT, HOW MUCH WORK DID SHE DO THAT YOU UNDID WITH YOUR 12-YEAR OLD FOREPLAY?
Man, femmeslash a go-go. And yay for Tosh being professional!
Awww, she's totally dorking out! That's adorable! This is perfesct, Gwen and Owen fuck their brains out offscreen, and we get to see Toshiko be cute! I like this formula! But seriously, I want to see Jack give her some gun-training. Can you imagine the flailing?
*Cracks up* Yes, that kind of flailing. Aww. That blonde girl is definitely evil, but they would be really cute together. *pets her bob*
*Giggle* Okay, this is funny. Also been done, many times, but funny.
Man, I like Blondie's outfit. But then, I have a thing for black and plum together, so that isn't surprising.
Oh, Tosh. You poor girl... I mean, I'm sure you had fun, but that situation...Oh Tosh! You can do better! Ianto! Jack! Ianto and Jack!
That... is direct from Buffy Have an original thought for once in your life, RTD.
Way to play to the paraloia, Blondie. So obvious.
Oh, that coffee cup is so very empty. Props!
Wow. I like Gwen so much more when she's not MAIN CHARACTER OMG PAY ATTENTION TO GWEN, SEE TORCHWOOD THROUGH HER EYES!!!11!! But I miss Jack. More Jack, dammit!
Jack. That's creepy. Fuck you, writers, stop making me eat my words! But you are also right. *Pleased* See, my boy isn't stupid! He doesn't really ignore weirdness among the employees!
Ohoho. Okay, writers, I'm liking this, but I want an explanation. I kinda need one. Apart from 'Jack's speschul.'
Jack, you utter, utter dork. And that's a terrible Texan accent, stop it.
Oh, Jack. You're so, so cold. And I still have you in my head, and it hurts. You were right, though.
Fuck off, Owen and Gwen.
Oh, see now, Gwen, that's nice! Owen needs a kick in the bollocks, but you're nice! Yay!
WAAAAAAH. No dead Jack we do not have that thought! Smile again, Jack. Fuck, I'm pathetic. Oh, that's cute. More Jack and Toshiko! They're sweet!
DUDE.
OMG.
SUZIE.
DUDE.
:D!!!!!!!
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