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Okay, so in my dream last night, Carlisle Cullen turned into Barack Obama halfway through without anyone really noticing.

I haven't even read or watched Twilight.

I'M SO SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT.

SPARKLEMUNS, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YES YOU, neenie!

Not the rabbits. Fuckers. Meeeeeeble.

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Hee hee hee.

I am totally playing hide and seek with a bunch of twelve-year-olds. It's awesome.

Fuckers keep finding me. Grrr. Stupid being-adult-sized!