Milliways make the strangeness happen.

Um... What?

I do not know how it happened.

Actually, yes I do.

Timezones are not my friend, so it's still slowtimed. But it's so much fun to write...

Just... *Wanders off, bemused.*

Edit: Okay, breadmakers? Are love. Cheese and mango chutney on freshly baked sun-dried tomato bread is good.

Edit 2: Okay, I am going to regret this. But. Who the hell is this Bill O'Reilly, and who can I hire to kill him?