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[rowanberries]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I put gum in metaphor's hair (-12 points). In September I stole lunamystic's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In April I turned mskatonic in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Thursday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-87 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, rowanberries

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