So, who knows anything about plumbing?
The toilet tank... thing is dripping from the bottom. It had started going through the ceiling by the time I noticed, though I think I've done as much as I can there - dried the floor and put down buckets both upstairs and down. But seriously. Dripping like crazy. I don't want to flush the damn thing in case it explodes or something, but wouldn't draining it somehow be better? I don't know how to turn off the water. I am alone in the house, and I don't think anyone else is getting back for a while.
And I'm still in quite a startling amount of pain, though that takes second place.
Sent my parents a flailing email, because I was too hysterical to actually talk, may regain use of my voice enough to phone later. Do not ask me to call a plumber, I will die. Right now my plan is to wake myself every few hours tonight to empty the water bucket, then by the time housemates get back tomorrow, Debbie can call her mother, who owns this place.
Help me.