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rowanberries) wrote2011-07-08 01:34 pm
rowanberries) wrote2011-07-08 01:34 pm
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apiphile.
Give me a character's name and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.
For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulhu, after all.
Because I'm home from work today, and procrastinating rather than... doing anything at all.
apiphile.Give me a character's name and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.
For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulhu, after all.
Because I'm home from work today, and procrastinating rather than... doing anything at all.
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Here are a few picked at random!
1. The intense manpain and angst will rapidly get dull.
2. You will probably die violently in a manner designed to increase pathos.
3. He will never in a million years succeed in being faithful to you. (To give him credit, if he cared about you and saw that it mattered to you, I think he would try. But do not hold out much hope. His impulse-control is horrendous.)
4. To break up the endless brooding on rooftops, he occasionally has periods of INTENSE RAGE PUNCTUATED BY VIOLENCE.
5. Imagine the STDs!
6. (Assuming he hasn't died and reset recently.)
7. Which is another thing! He is immortal. Your life, despite his best intentions, will seem short to him, and he will be endlessly aware of it even if he doesn't tell you, and if he doesn't, he is lying to you.
8. Even if he told you the immortality thing? He will lie to you.