Christine Daae will always cheat on you with the Phantom. This will be accepted as ~*~the course of true love~*~, so just save yourself now, lest you become a poorly-drawn caricature of an abusive husband in order to fit her fanfic of a life.
If you are the Phantom, it's not too late to reconsider! You can still retain the slight character development you gained at the end of the last musical by relenting and, oh, not using her as a betting chip in your dick-measuring contest with her husband. It's quite easy!
...Oh wait, we were talking about Christine.
Right! Christine is irritatingly passive and will constantly sing in your face about how helpless she is in the face of some other guy who is patently a controlling douchebag at best and a homicidal psychopath at worst. She is self-obsessed and needy and overly dramatic.
But frankly, I have no sympathy for any of her potential suitors as they are even worse. (Except for Meg.
...And sorry, if you're Meg. You're not the designated heroine, your life is going to suck.)
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Christine Daae will always cheat on you with the Phantom. This will be accepted as ~*~the course of true love~*~, so just save yourself now, lest you become a poorly-drawn caricature of an abusive husband in order to fit her fanfic of a life.
If you are the Phantom, it's not too late to reconsider! You can still retain the slight character development you gained at the end of the last musical by relenting and, oh, not using her as a betting chip in your dick-measuring contest with her husband. It's quite easy!
...Oh wait, we were talking about Christine.
Right! Christine is irritatingly passive and will constantly sing in your face about how helpless she is in the face of some other guy who is patently a controlling douchebag at best and a homicidal psychopath at worst. She is self-obsessed and needy and overly dramatic.
But frankly, I have no sympathy for any of her potential suitors as they are even worse. (Except for Meg.
...And sorry, if you're Meg. You're not the designated heroine, your life is going to suck.)