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Sssssso, looks like they're started casting for Avatar: The Cash-in

I'll just... be over here. Hoping this isn't accurate. :(

"I... er... I just..."
"It's the Avatar, sir. He's here!"
"Good heavens, man! Does he want some tea?"
"I'll just check."

"...yes sir, yes he does."

*CRASH*

HELLO! I'M UNCLE IROH! DID SOMEBODY MENTION TEEEEEEEA?!!!

This version has Rowan Atkinson playing Ozai.

And Miranda Richardson cameoing as Ursa.

Can't Miranda Richardson play both Li and Lo? I was hoping Helen Mirren could play Ursa.

Oooh, done.

We could get Helena Bonham-Carter in as Azula, deploying the same de-aging machine you used on Dante.

...I think that means Tim Burton has to direct. Do we want that?

If it means M. Night Whatsisface doesn't, I could live with it.

But now I'm a little bit worried he'll cast Johnny Depp as a creepy paedophilic Hakoda.

...Eeeep.

God damn it, so he would.