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Sssssso, looks like they're started casting for Avatar: The Cash-in

I'll just... be over here. Hoping this isn't accurate. :(

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We bring tea!

You KNOW Iroh's going to be English.

PREDICTION: All Fire Nation characters will be English. Except Zuko, Mai, Ty Lee and maybe Jeong Jeong. You know, the sympathetic ones.

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Just like the Death Star.

"Er.... what?"
"I, er... oh."
"What is it, Fire Lord Sebastian? I'm incinerating matches..."

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"I... er... I just..."
"It's the Avatar, sir. He's here!"
"Good heavens, man! Does he want some tea?"
"I'll just check."



"...yes sir, yes he does."

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*CRASH*

HELLO! I'M UNCLE IROH! DID SOMEBODY MENTION TEEEEEEEA?!!!

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This version has Rowan Atkinson playing Ozai.

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And Miranda Richardson cameoing as Ursa.

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Can't Miranda Richardson play both Li and Lo? I was hoping Helen Mirren could play Ursa.

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Oooh, done.

We could get Helena Bonham-Carter in as Azula, deploying the same de-aging machine you used on Dante.

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...I think that means Tim Burton has to direct. Do we want that?

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If it means M. Night Whatsisface doesn't, I could live with it.

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But now I'm a little bit worried he'll cast Johnny Depp as a creepy paedophilic Hakoda.

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...Eeeep.

God damn it, so he would.